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moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

shavingryansprivates:

dietchola:

we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

welcomebackronberto:

How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

foreveralone-lyguy:

what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone

281,096 plays

jensenvagackles:

animalsforpresident:

sadtoasteroven:

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

thanks, dan

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs